Koreatown

Today I took my mom to see the dentist in Koreatown.  Why Koreatown?  Well, as you may know, older folks are often creatures of habit.  So accordingly, my mom has been going to see this same dentist since teeth were invented... 

The office of this aforementioned dentist is located right around Wilshire and Western, deep in the heart of Koreatown proper.   After parking the minivan, I walk my mom up to the office and tell her that I'm going to get my car washed while she's getting her teeth looked at.  She smiles and says "OK sonny," and I'm off like a rocket. 

My trusty GPS puts the nearest car wash at 4th and Western.  I pull into the car wash and say to the nice man at the counter, "I am Chinese and I would like your cheapest, most basic car wash!"  Suddenly said "Nice" man isn't smiling anymore...  He immediately starts grumbling and scribbling, or is that scribbling and grumbling???  Well, whatever... I just know that the "Nice" man I had been talking to, is now gone and has been replaced by a very angry ogre that looks quite a lot like Shrek.  Not knowing whether he was going to shoo me away or eat me, Shrek eventually handed me a ticket and said, in his best Ogre-ish accent, "You pay inside!"

Shrek's wife, "Fiona", rings me up and I go outside to wait for my car.  After twiddling my thumbs for 30 seconds, I notice a poster accross the street adverstising some pretty awesome "Man Suits".  This strikes me as funny, so with my trusty cellphone camera in hand, I go and snap a photo.  Pleased with myself and knowing that I had time to kill, I continued around the block looking for other gems of comedic value to be found in Koreatown. So this is a picture log of my finds along this 40 minute walking tour of Koreatown.  Enjoy...

"Here is the first shot that got me started...  Man Suits made in Korea!  99 bucks!  Get out of town!  I would very much like to look like a man and I think a Man Suit would be perfect.  I better hurry though, I only have until Sept. 19th."

"Hey, Y'all have a Chicken Day ya hear!"

"Are you unhappy?  Do you like to read?  Well, I have the place for you!"

"Now be honest... Do you wake up scratching every morning?  Do you think you might have a  Bed Bug problem?  Now you know where to go!"

"There it is!  Soju Town!  Don't we all want to live in Soju Town?"

"That's right!  In Soju Town, you can eat as much BBQ as you want for as long as you want until 2 AM!  Don't you always find yourself hankering to eat as much as humanly possible at 1:59 AM?  Yep, me too!  Meet ya there at Soju Town!

"Time for lunch at Crunchy Sea, ironically located on the same property at where I'm getting my car washed!  I am so gonna get my car washed here more often."

"Fish Tacos!  These tacos lived up to the name and were the crunchiest fish tacos I've ever had.  Crunchy Sea has been on my Yelp "To Do" list for a while now, so getting my car washed and putting another notch on the foodie belt is a double bonus"

"Twas the night before tacos and all through the hut, not a creature was stirring, not even your butt..."

"What is that sound?  Why yes... I believe... Well, I'm not sure, but I do think that is the Sound of Scissors..."

"Darn those kids at Soju Town!  Up all night eating all they can eat!  I just want to sleep and hear the soothing sound of scissors.  Is that too much to ask?"

"Yes, can you tell the REMOTE and the ROOM to talk louder?  Or at least, can you tell them to slow down and speak more clearly.  Thank you, I would appreciate it."

"Yeah, I've been to St. Andrews and let me tell you that this ain't it..."

"Even in Koreatown, all drains lead to the ocean..."

"I"m a little tired after my walk. A little rest and a little prayer sounds  mighty nice right now"

So I've come to the end of my journey and now I'm asking myself, "Have we learned anything today?"  I'm not sure there is a life lesson in this post anwhere, but it does speak to the fact that there are interesting things all around you.  If you stop, slow your roll, and take notice, there really are a lot of funny and interesting things in your world.  Like my childhood idol, Ferris Bueller once said,

• Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.